Dan and I are rolling to Hotel Roosevelt tonight to check Florence + the Machine for a private show. I might get to chat her up and ask her some questions. I need to loosen up so I’m going to practice here. On myself. These are real questions and really excited.

Q:Are you excited about tonight?
A:Yes
Q:Is Halloween coming up?
A:Yes
Q:Is there a helicopter circling above right now?
A:Yes
Q:If you had the power to clone yourself so that you could have a fight to the death would you do it?***
A:Yes definitely.
Q:Would you make out with Florence?
A:Yes
Q:Is she playing a show at the Troubadour tomorrow night that you should get tickets too if it’s not sold out.
A:Also yes
Q:Is her website http://florenceandthemachine.net
A:Yes
Q:Who the fuck is Florence + The Machine?
A:This hot chick named Florence Welch who plays with other people. According to some interweb spots she likes to get drunk and sing Etta James* in the bathroom to people.**
Q:Who are you going with?
A:Dan

Okay enough questions. I feel pretty fucking limber. According to my statistics I hit to this Florence + the Machine cover 13 times. Which is cool because it’s like 5 minutes long. Party. Down.

The XX – “You’ve Got the Love” (Florence + Machine cover)

* This isn’t wikipedia. I don’t cite things like sources. Google it yourself.
** That’s so fucking hot.
*** I didn’t actually ask this one. That was my roommate @heyitsjesse. He’s fucking hilarious. And single.

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