It brings me some sort of awesome pleasure to let you in on the big secret of knowing who won the Night Lights tickets.
First off, my ultra random algorithm said that Jerry Cervantes had to be a winner because he’s a teacher. And teachers blow my fucking mind. If I had to spend that much time around kids… well let’s just say there wouldn’t be as many kids. Teachers should get everything for free, I think. They are modern miracle workers. So my hat’s off to you, Jerry. Literally, I don’t even wear a hat. So it’s for sure definitely off.

Second up is Tiffany Lee of Kid Viskous fame. She makes fashion inspired by music. If Too Much Happiness had some sort of wardrobe style – this is probably where we would shop. I fucking love neon colors. So plus 18 points for Kid Viskous.

And the third winner only left the name Andrea. She’s pretty rad. I don’t know that for sure or anything. But I’m assuming she is. And when I assume something I say it. Like the time I assumed I was going to make out with the hot girl at the bar. And I said it out loud like “Don’t worry! By the end of the night we’ll make out!” And then we did. It was pretty sweet. I drank Tabasco sauce beforehand so I think I made her lips tingle. She walked away thinking “That was literally hot.”

Literally hot. You know. Kind of like the Night Lights event tonight that I gave all these tickets away for. I’m putting on my Saturday night best (read: Birthday Suit!) and hitting the town. I hear there is alcohol and music. I love those things. So hit up the E2 building here and come enjoy free alcohol until 10(pm) PST.

Listen to this as you’re getting dressed up.

It’s Alan Wilkis’ best attempt at an amazing 1901 remix. And since I’m obsessed with all things Wolfgang Amadeus at the moment… and since this remix is smoke city… and by the far the best version of 1901 out there right now… well second best anyways. I mean, I did read Hitchhikers Guide.* But fuck the intro is just some hot and heavy shit.**
Come on.
Enjoy.

Phoenix – “1901 (Alan Wilkis Remix)”

*42! Ha!
**I used to watch Seinfeld too!

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