If you were on fire and I had a full bladder I probably wouldn’t put out the flames.
I’m kind of not cool like that. But I am cool enough to give you free tickets to the upcoming Cool Catz album release party at the Dakota Lounge this September 5th.
You probably want to know where I got the tickets. Lets just say my homie Mike Night stole them from some kids that obviously didn’t deserve them because they weren’t strong/brave enough to fight him back. For those of you who slept through Math class this morning – Cool Catz are a Los Angeles duo that make music that can only be described as… searching for another word besides awesome… really fucking rad.
I bet you’re wondering how to win tickets. All you have to do is tell me three reasons why you think you’re fly in the comment section and you’ll be entered into one of Too Much Happiness’ mad famous internet give away competitions. Unlike that million dollar prize we offered a couple of months ago – I won’t fix this one so that I win. Don’t forget to leave a full name and email address. Otherwise I won’t know you’re a real person. You could just be like one of the 8,000 sexbots that follow me on twitter. None of whom are returning my calls at the moment (sad face).
For those of you who can’t make the show because you’re like me and won’t be in LA – I’m offering up these tracks for your listening pleasure so that we don’t have rioting in the streets like that time I took off my shirt in front of that UCLA sorority. Man I didn’t know 800 chicks could be so strong. One of the bigger mistakes of my life. You wouldn’t believe how many boxes of flowers I had to buy for your Mom so she would forgive me. I have no idea why but every time I listen to these tracks I feel like I just chugged two pounds of liquid espresso after beating Sonic the Hedgehog with all the chaos emeralds (so hard). In another word: sick. And fuck now we’ve got Ratatat involved too. Involving Ratatat in your music is like doing steroids and competing in the Olympics. Awesome results but it’s not even fair for the competition.
Speaking of competition, don’t forget to tell me why you’re fly.
Cool Catz – “Loud Mics (remix of Ratatat’s Loud Pipes)”
Cool Catz – “Nitro”
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