You would not believe how many hot chicks stop me and are like, “Hey, can you send me music?” and I’m like yeah, like you’re so special. But then I do send them music. Because I want to get in their pants. I’m like that.

White Hinterland‘s cover of my love is one of the first tracks I send along. It’s basically made up of sex and awesomeness. And when hot chicks are listening to music that I sent them…and they are thinking about me…I want them to also be thinking about awesomeness and sexiness. I know what you’re thinking right now. Good strategy A, good strategy.

All I know is I have another track to put in the rotation when I’m wooing the little lady vixens. Don’t get me wrong. I like the original. It’s whip cream. But this Alan Wilkis’ remix is what I like to call a sure thing. The full kit. This track is guaranteed to allow you access into even the tightest jeans on the hottest dame.
Best sent via electronic mail. Regular mail would be weird. Then you’d have to mail a CD. Who even does that? I don’t even think you can put a CD in an iPad. Isn’t that what everyone is using for interwebs things these days? I wouldn’t know. You might be reading this on a blog. But I just chisel it into rock and ship it via cargo ship over the Atlantic Ocean and some dude named Ricky types it all out for me. He’s pretty cool that Ricky guy.*

White Hinterland – “No Logic”
White Hinterland – “No Logic (Alan Wilkis remix)”

* Sometimes as a joke Ricky types everything in Papyrus and Mr. Davis has to undo it. He’s so silly. And funny.

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