Honestly I’m so in love with Leighton Meester I could throw up. She could put out an album that was just her reading dumb children books like “Where the Wild Things Are” or “Blueberries for Sal” over and over again and not only would I buy it I’d probably give it three thumbs up*
Who the fuck am I kidding – there wouldn’t even have to be sound on the compact disc. At this point as long as it has her picture on it, I’ll buy it.

A lot of people think that I watch Gossip Girl for the gripping plot and cunning dialogue. They’re flat out wrong. I watch it for Leighton Meester. She is so hot. And legit.
A lot of people think I think she’s cool because she was born in prison. Listen. Anyone can be born in prison. It doesn’t make you cool, it just means your parents were dumb enough to get caught.
Leighton Meesters parents got thrown in prison for trying to be American Heroes though. So it’s a completely different story.

What did they do? They tried to bring 13,000 pounds of weed from Jamaica into the United States. 13,000 pounds. Does anyone understand how much weed that is? True American heroes. I can only imagine her parents saw how relaxed, awesome, and calm everyone in Jamaica was… and figured the only thing they could do was bring as much of that sweet nectar back to the States as they could fit in their backpacks. If their backpacks were fucking enormous and had enough space to fit 6.5 tons. If I saw that much weed and Leighton Meester at the same time I’d have a heart attack and literally die as the happiest man on the face of the earth. In the history of the world. If I could actually stay awake it would be a fucking miracle. I’d have to smoke half that weed just to keep my heart rate under a thousand beats per unit of time. In a related story: Holy fuck they have to be the most amazing in-laws ever.

I still don’t know what this song is about or if it’s any good. All I know is the past 72 hours have been the best of my life. And all I’ve done is listen to this song on repeat and stare at the above picture the whole time. I’m fairly certain this is the way to her heart.
Get her single here. She’s so hot. Just do it. You should always do what hot chicks want. It’s good karma.

Leighton Meester – “Somebody to Love”

* Skiing accident. Don’t ask. It’s rude.
** Not nearly enough

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