Yeah. I know. It’s not your fucking birthday. But I guarantee you that SOMEONE* had a birthday on April 18th. And that person must have been ecstatic. Because Purity Ring dropped Ungirthed 7″ . And if you haven’t heard it yet just hit play. IT WILL FEEL LIKE YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY. That heavy wobble mixed with sexy-time vocals might as well be the red fucking bow some d-bag put on top of a new lexus in the driveway for you. But instead the Lexus is sexy hot. And not a car. But rather a jazzy track for you and your headphones to enjoy the shit out of.
Purity Ring is nothing but pure enjoyment. Purity rings themselves on the other hand…leave more than a bit to be desired. I’d rather see a proliferation of “I’ll get on my knees and blow you in a public bathroom” rings. Where can I get some ladies those rings? I would buy those rings.
Purity Ring – “Ungirthed”
Purity Ring – “Lofticries”
* Mathematically guaranteed. No sources to cite.
