I fucking love to fly. But I hate dying in plane crashes. So when a plane goes down I start buying plane tickets like it’s my fucking job. No seriously I’m a traveling agent. Kidding! See what I did was fool you into thinking something was true that indeed was not actually the truth. I learned that trick from comedy school. Hahaha! (This is another trick I use. It’s like when you hear laughter after a joke that wasn’t funny on a sitcom. It kind of makes you laugh inside. Like reading Hahahaha! doesn’t make you smile a bit?) Back to my story about airplane crashes. If you’ve been trapped inside one of those boats-in-a-bottle things, or if you’ve been spending your summer evenings on Alpha Centauri then maybe you weren’t aware of the fact that an Air France plane went down recently. Do you know how unlikely it is for a plane to crash? Not likely. Do you know how often two planes from the same airline crash within 2 months of each other? IT HAS NEVER HAPPENED. So being the math whiz that I am, I decided this would be the best time to take my annual 40 flights in 40 days trip. I don’t have anywhere to go really, but I’ll be going nowhere on Air France, that’s for sure. To really test my fate the only album I’m bumping for the whole trip is “No Way Down” by Air France. Don’t think I don’t see the pun there. I hope you’d know by now I’m classier than that. I would never make light of a situation where a bunch of people died in a plane crash. So what do I have on repeat? Are you kidding me? June Evenings of course. And this remix they did of a Friendly Fires song.You are so dense sometimes. Hahaha!
Friendly Fires – “Skeleton Boy (Air France Remix)”
Air France – “June Evenings”
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