I went into a blind rage after I heard these two songs and found out that she played a show less than two weeks ago at the Roxy. I woke up and found 3/5 of the Too Much Happiness interns laying in pools of their own blood.
Read:Not alive.

So I don’t know who did it but I definitely know who had to clean it up (me). Amazing what a couple of cheap blue tarps, three pick axes, a 12 hour head start on the cops, and a couple of limes can do right?
So I had to fire all of the other interns just in case the cops were somehow onto me. If the cops come a’knockin I’ll just be like “I don’t know I fired 5 people, three of them were pretty pissed. They kept talking about killing eachother. Just thought they were kidding around. Kate and Alex seemed to take it okay though.”
That would throw them off the scent! Then I’d offer them some bacon and doughnuts and ask them if they’ve ever been on that show Cops. “Yeah? Cool”. But I don’t even know what I’m worried about – I don’t have anything but anecdotal evidence that I’m guilty anyways.
She’s playing at the Outside Lands festival in San Francisco on August 28th.
Plus she just dropped her debut self-titled album on Brushfire Records and you should buy it with money.
She’s from Malaysia and she plays the Ukelele better than you. And yes I know you don’t live on an island if you’re reading this – islands don’t get the internet. Hahahaha!

Zee Avi – “Bitter Heart”
Zee Avi – “Kantoi”

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