Los Angeles has perfect weather about 99% of the year. In the summer it’s only like 3 degrees warmer but for some reason all the hot chicks decide they’re not prancing around scantily clad style until after Memorial Day. It’s about my favorite time of year because it means the longest period of time I have to go before I see another fugly turtleneck. I decided to celebrate my new found love affair with staring at hot women walking on the sidewalk by taking my eleven foot boa constrictor out for a ride on my Harley while bumping the new summer jams. I wrapped Bal the Boa around my waist and saddled up for a cruise to the left coastline. Insert Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix. Noice.

Now, I know what you’re thinking, “Mr.Morse, how the fuck do you pay attention to the road when there are so many beautiful women walking about?”

Good question. I don’t! That’s what the snakes for. I’m kidding, snakes can’t steer to save their lives. Don’t think I didn’t try to teach him, though. No, he just chills and freaks the hell out of families when we pass them on the PCH.
Oh that reminds me, I was doing a sweet wheelie down Wilshire when I came in sight of the Wiltern marquee. Turns out Phoenix is rocking a show there on the 28th of June. I’m guessing they’ll be playing some new tracks off the new album. And I say good, It’s sick. Here’s another superpower test for you. If you can listen to Listzomania at the 56 second mark… and not be thinking of the piano line from Grizzly Bears Two Weeks… we might need to check you for roids.

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Phoenix – “Lisztomania”
Phoenix – “Fences”

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